my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.
Her look when she wants to eat
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
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troye sivan + hearing people wrong
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8 years and 2 million clicks on the subscribe button and here we are. Congrats Phil :)
this is a video that always gives me some comfort and makes me feel more positive about stuff that happens