Benedict you little
I bet they both do that all the fucking time.
the best thing about this is it happened after about 10 minutes of Ben trying desperately to get Martin’s attention and then finally he was just like, fuck it, I’m going for the butt.
I fucking love this, so glad to see it again
i can’t help u no one cared about my selfies until i got famous
at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff
i get a stupid grin on my face when people use my name idk
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life
!!! when did people get so nice?? thank you so much <33
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.